Maureen Callahan

“these people cannot say, 'How dare you criticize my child?' Because A, said child is an adult now. And two, said child is using the considerable fame of both parents to try to launch some kind of public facing career”

“She will never get past Carrie Bradshaw. Ever. She'll never get over her. She'll never get past it. She will never get another acting job of any consequence. So now we're acting like we're an intellectual.”

“She says she was haunted by them, which is a very, I'm going to say, inelegant at best, insensitive, and um really disrespectful thing at worst to say to this group of kids, you were haunting me.”

“Unlike a lot of other women who find themselves in this situation, you should be grateful. You should be looking forward. But you're not. You're not. You're bitter hell-bent on revenge.”

“you should be down on your knees, not over losing the country club potentially, but because you have the resources and support that you don't have to worry about a goddamn thing.”

“does this piece pass the breakfast test? Could I be sitting there having my coffee and eggs or a bagel and be reading and not feel in any way a curdling of my intestines.”